Ta-Da!

Look! It's me! Here I am in cyberspace! No, not the one over there in the mom jeans, silly....over HERE! Hi! It's awesome to see you. Welcome to the World According to Stacie!
(whispering and nudging)
What?
(more whispering and nudging)
Oh. It's not called 'The World According to Stacie'?
(pregnant pause and sigh)
Oh. Welcome to We're SAVVY!
Whatever the name, the game's the same: tune in regularly for special deals, great market stories, funny jokes, Stacie's opinions on all things relevant, trivia and much more!
Like the greats before me, I also take requests. Is there something out there you need, I mean, want my opinion on? Email me at stacie@shessavvy.com with your blog idea or question and I'll be happy (read: thrilled beyond words) to respond. Opinions not in short supply!
To get started, here's the lowdown on me.
I like jeans and tee shirts. I like that babydoll tops are now in style because they seem to conceal my extra ten pounds from the world (except my mother who keeps asking if I've put on weight). I learned last week that I have high cholesterol. I also learned that being on a low carb diet sucks. Most of you know me as Stacie at Savvy, but in my former life I was a political science teacher and researcher. I love clothes, music and politics. I have a puggle; he eats Hanky Panky underwear.
What? A question from cyberland? You, in the back.
What's my what? Speak up, lady.
Oh. What's my favorite band. Well, let's see. I love the Old 97s and they are coming to town in June. They're cool. I am a TV addict and Guitar Hero aspiring hero, so I am in a Poison (Bret Michaels) renaissance. I hope I spelled that right. Bret Michaels is coming to town, too. How sad. I think he's playing the Grizzly Rose. How sadder.
Another question down front here.
(mumbling and giggling)
For those who couldn't hear, the question was, "How many pair of Hanky Panky do you think your puggle has eaten?"
Well, that's a tough question. Counting the ones I've induced vomiting to get him to throw up, the ones removed surgically, and the ones he's pooped out...I'd have to say seventeen.
Seventeen. You heard right. You do the math. Thankfully at Savvy, Hanky Panky are always the low price of $16. New colors arriving daily.
I'm out.....
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